wankrash 

1. (In men) The incredibly painful and itchy rash that occurs after excess masturbating.

2. (In women) The strange phenomena that occurs after having drunken anal sex in a foreign country with a randomer.

1. Jeezo! Afro gave Dongface heavy wankrash on friday night after all those vigorous wanks!

2. Lauren i heard you got wankrash after that pokey bum wank with the midget mohawk in malia. I've got some vagisil that'll clean that right up!

wankrash by shinychromedome March 12, 2008

Wank Rash 

Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.

Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”

Wank Rash by skinnotheskank May 20, 2022