waffle handy 

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.

Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!

waffle handy by erection-infection March 7, 2014

waffle hand hold

Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.

A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.

B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.

waffle hand hold by smexy_hotdog82 March 4, 2022