vercatimus 

A fag who prays on little kids by trying to lure them into his van with candy and toys. Also see Chris Watson of NH.

Look in that black van its a vercatimus.

vercatimus by The Jedi is mine May 16, 2008

Verbatious 

1. Referencing when something said or written is creatively wordy or illustrious in speech; strongly stated, decorative or particularly interesting in the way it's worded.

2. When something is wordy and descriptive.

i.e When a person is creatively articulate, enjoys words and it often chatty but simultaneously articulate.

"Her screenplay was right on the nose and very verbatious."

"I love words and am verbatious at times"

Verbatious by Damiana00 December 1, 2011

verbatimist 

A person who constantly takes things verbatim. A person who does not understand figurative speech.

Hey go fuck yourself yourself. I only do that in the shower. It's an insult you verbatimist.

verbatimist by Bob Follett November 14, 2010

Verbatimist 

noun | ver·ba·tim·ist | /vər-ˈbā-tə-məst/

A person who insists on interpreting or responding to language strictly as it is worded, often ignoring context, tone, implied meaning, or clarification—typically in order to maintain a flawed or incomplete argument.

Notes:
• Often used pejoratively to describe individuals who rely on overly literal interpretations to deflect criticism or avoid addressing the actual message.
• Related to behaviors seen in rhetorical deflection, bad-faith debate, or pedantic argument styles.

“Nothing derails a thread faster than a verbatimist in the replies pretending not to get the point.”

“The student’s rebuttal was disappointingly verbatimist, focusing on isolated phrasing instead of engaging with the broader thesis.”

Verbatimist by FauxLucky May 8, 2025