up on one

On one wheel, as in a wheelie or a stoppie, on a motorcycle.

I saw a great stunt show, the stunna was up on one and grabbed a Red Bull out of some chick's hand.

Man, I am still working on a simple wheelie.

up on one by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

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Sneak up on one cheek

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

Sneak up on one cheek by creedmoor November 22, 2004

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Clean up on aisle one

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

Clean up on aisle one by kenikeli July 31, 2012

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Get one up on you

Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

I will get one up on you ;)

Get one up on you by Jamie12356 October 26, 2010

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