tweet sheet 

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

tweet sheet by jjmo July 20, 2009

tweetskeet 

noun. verbal ejaculation on twitter lacking quality or substance
verb. the act of verbally ejaculating on twitter

These posts are tweetskeet.
Tweetskeeted all over that post. Nyah.

tweetskeet by toycg0 July 25, 2009