turtlism

A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.

CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.

If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.

Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.

turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011

ninja turtleism 

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010

Turtlish

Like a turtle; having to do with a turtle

That turtle is so turtlish.
You are so turtlish.

Turtlish by Hobbitesk September 23, 2005

Turtlistic 

1) (Adjective) Really gay but they think they're not gay but rather cool

2) (Noun) One who is very gay

Oliver is really turtlistic indeed

Turtlistic by Я Педик September 14, 2017