turd poker

one who pokes turds with his cock. men and women can have their turds poked.

that guy is a turd poker, his girl is always walking funny.

by eviltrailer September 6, 2004

turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

by Mike May 13, 2005