turd jerker

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.

you are a turd jerker

turd jerker by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009

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Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.

Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!

Turd Jerker by Hurley74 February 26, 2021

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turdzerker

A being with the power to shit beyond 10 feet

Man did you see that guys projectile shit? Dudes a turdzerker

turdzerker by darknessofsins March 10, 2015

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