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a sock.
'i was rushing this morning, so im wearing odd toesuits'
'one red one blue. average'
toesuit by amassivelegend October 13, 2011
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An exclamation for when something happens that's so ridiculous or infuriating, it has to to be more than bullshit. It has to be something that simply can't shit, such as a toy. Originated on a wall of a school in Germany.
*Tom goes to start his car, he finds that the battery is dead*
Tom: "Toyshit! This is the third time this month!"
Toyshit by Morgan Dorfer July 18, 2011

toysmith 

When your man packs enough dick but likes using toys on you to make you squirt
“My husband fucks like a champ but he’s also a toysmith”
What’s that mean?”
“He ain’t afraid to make me cum with toys and he’s damn good at it!!”
toysmith by Kidblaze666 September 12, 2019