tommom 

An adult TomBoy; a woman who, though she has given birth and embraced becoming a mother, continues to wear only jeans, t-shirts, backwards baseball caps, and college hoodies. Furthermore, when watching football, knows the difference between an illegal block to the back and illegal use of the hands.

"Did you see Joey's mom yesterday? She coached Joey's football team to a League Championship still wearing the jeans and t-shirt she laid concrete in earlier."

"Joey's mom is a total TomMom and that is so hot. That cougar can lay my concrete any day."

tommom by MCBassGuitar August 25, 2014

the tommo way 

to do something made - or done by the Tomlinsons. mostly Louis Tomlinson

" listen, forget what they taught you in scouts, Payno, we're doing it The Tommo Way " - Louis Tomlinson
" LOUEH YU IDIOET ! " - The BradFord Bad Boy

the tommo way by Julianna Seavey July 13, 2018

Tommo 

A nickname for Louis Tomlinson from One Direction

Tommo is such a kind person

Tommo by Helpmejefferey August 22, 2019

tommo way 

Louis Tomlinson said "forget what they thought you in scouts Payno, we're doing it tommo way!" And later it broke.

⚠️ It is not the opposite of "treat people with kindness"⚠️

We're doing it tommo way!

tommo way by Kevin.tpwk September 29, 2020

Tommo 

Kevin the pigeon’s master and companion

“Forget what they thought you at scouts payno, we’re doing it the tommo way”
“Tommo just dropped a new album, go check it out”

Tommo by kevin is famous October 19, 2020

tommo the tease 

the stripper name Harry Styles gave Louis Tomlinson 😉

"He is Tommo The Tease"

tommo the tease by aurbandictionaryaccount November 12, 2020

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."

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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.

TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009