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Tom Wanks 

It is said of a male person continuously having the urge to masturbate in public places when in good company.
1. Did you see John last night in his office? He was masturbating again! He's such a Tom Wanks.

2. Paul, if you really have the urge to masturbate or to workplay, please go to the bathroom and lock it! Don't be a Tom Wanks.

3. Man, always when I go out with you guys to the cinema I feel like needing to masturbate when the movie starts. You may be right, I might be a Tom Wanks.
Tom Wanks by LCFO December 9, 2021
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have u seen the film Philadelphia, its got Tom Wanks and Antonio Bumbandit in it.
tom wanks by Marky boy May 2, 2006