toejamulation 

The state of being like toe jam with the effect of extreme confusion or disconcerted due to the the retched Oder.

Yo dude that was the pits yesterday, I’m definitely experiencing toejamulation this morning.

toejamulation by NoBeardThePirate April 3, 2021

tejaculation 

it is the phenomenon of a guy sucking his own dick to attain sexual enlightenment

teacher: how are you so good at sucking my dick

student: tejaculation

tejaculation by bigilickydicky November 11, 2019