titvag
titvag by Felix Armana May 13, 2008
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Titlage
tit•a•lage
noun (titties + cleavage = titlage)
Definition: 1. Large breasted women with a significant amount of the groove between their breasts exposed. 2. Big ol' titties with a lot of cleavage showing.
noun (titties + cleavage = titlage)
Definition: 1. Large breasted women with a significant amount of the groove between their breasts exposed. 2. Big ol' titties with a lot of cleavage showing.
titbagging
titbagging by tifferzany July 25, 2010
tivage
Tivage derived from TIVO. Any amount of saved or recorded TV programming on your DVR or TIVO player.
Can also apply to any amount of time that the viewer is behind the live broadcast due to pausing the player during viewing.
Can also apply to any amount of time that the viewer is behind the live broadcast due to pausing the player during viewing.
"Dude, why are you watching commercials when you have tivage?"
"Fast forward thru this, we have tivage. "
"Why aren't you watching the game?"
"We're waiting to build up some tivage so we don't have to watch the commercials."
"Fast forward thru this, we have tivage. "
"Why aren't you watching the game?"
"We're waiting to build up some tivage so we don't have to watch the commercials."
adequate tittage
A phrase that is used to note the sufficiency of something or someone. Most often, the phrase is a spoken as a sentence of its own, with neither words leading up to it nor following it.
Also can be used as an adjective synonymous to 'average', or to express mild satisfaction or approval. It can also be used to ironically express a great magnitude of satisfaction or approval. In such instances, the word 'some' precedes the phrase.
More accurately, it can be used as the English version of the French phrase, "comme ci comme ça". Of course, it does not translate to that (it translates to 'so-so'), but it may as well.
Despite the phrase's lewd etymology, it is rarely used to describe breasts.
Also can be used as an adjective synonymous to 'average', or to express mild satisfaction or approval. It can also be used to ironically express a great magnitude of satisfaction or approval. In such instances, the word 'some' precedes the phrase.
More accurately, it can be used as the English version of the French phrase, "comme ci comme ça". Of course, it does not translate to that (it translates to 'so-so'), but it may as well.
Despite the phrase's lewd etymology, it is rarely used to describe breasts.
Student 1: "I got a C- on my Calculus quiz!"
Student 2: "Some adequate tittage."
*a man hears the robust sound of an engine's roar*
Man: "Adequate tittage."
Person 1: "Remember when Family Guy was funny? 'Cause I don't."
Person 2: "Adequate tittage."
Person 1: "Are you talking about my joke or the show?"
Person 2: "Sorry, did you say something? I was just talking about your sister."
Student 2: "Some adequate tittage."
*a man hears the robust sound of an engine's roar*
Man: "Adequate tittage."
Person 1: "Remember when Family Guy was funny? 'Cause I don't."
Person 2: "Adequate tittage."
Person 1: "Are you talking about my joke or the show?"
Person 2: "Sorry, did you say something? I was just talking about your sister."
adequate tittage by bonedryhumorous January 4, 2012
Titvacuum
Jeff: "Dude Mark, I hear from Vicky that you're a huuuge titvacuum. That true?"
Mark: "Fuck yeah nigger I sucked that bitch's tits so hard it was like milking a cow."
Mark: "Fuck yeah nigger I sucked that bitch's tits so hard it was like milking a cow."
Titvacuum by Farknoggler October 17, 2008