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The Smoker 

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.
"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"
The Smoker by Barry G. September 8, 2004

The Smoker's Mile

When a group of people walk around in random directions in a public place trying to hide the fact that they are smoking weed.
One time late at night in a parking lot, my friends and I walked around the perimeter passing a blunt back and forth while keeping an eye out for campus security. Had I known we would be out attempting the Smoker's Mile, I would have brought my running shoes.
The Smoker's Mile by yogi-bear December 23, 2008

Terrie The Smoker 

Some slag who got cancer 11 times and sounded like a robot because she couldn’t stop smoking
Person 1: ew look she’s smoking
Person 2: what a Terrie the smoker

Terrie the smoker 

Terrie the smoker is some slag who got cancer 11 times and sounded like a robot because she couldn’t stop smoking
Person 1: ew look she’s smoking

Person 2: what a Terrie the smoker

Put the turkey in the smoker 

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.
He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

chicken on the smoker 

When someone (usually a gay or biesexual man) likes to give a blowjob to someone who just finished running on a treadmill (or outdoors) for a period of no less than one hour.
Dude, I love going to the gym with Rich. His 'chicken on the smoker' afterwards are intense.
chicken on the smoker by Dbaggio November 25, 2016