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The Gardner Effect 

The phenomenon in which certain men will come to the defense of a woman simply because of her gender, while others renounce them. Often occurs in male-dominated group chats when a female is added. This effect causes discord among all parties involved.
The Splatoon-based group chat "Sprayze" was struck with the Gardner Effect when Amelia joined.

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Fired the Gardener 

A girl or guy who has stopped shaving, waxing, or generally maintaining her pubic areas.

Tragic: The Garnering 

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".
"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz