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finley the freshers shark 

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice 

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.
Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

Olly the Fresher Shark 

a predatory 3rd year student looking for young freshers
Olly the Fresher Shark is a vicious 3rd year watch put Ruby!