the deez 

Used by a number of rappers refering to police,feds,dea,and other law enforcemnet agencies.

yo, toss the joint the deez is coming.

the deez by synonomus wit anon April 24, 2004

Seize the Deez 

(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."

It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.

- For Example

Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.

Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.

Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.

or

Seize the Deeze on your knees please

Seize the Deez by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010

Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums 

When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes

Last night i had Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums. I hated the experience.

Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024