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the Castro

While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.

You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.

see also the Chong
Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.

Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
the Castro by Crunchyness June 25, 2009

The Fidel Castro 

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.
I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.
The Fidel Castro by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022

Mária 'Angie' Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

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😱: Mária 'Angie' Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

Katiuska Allison Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

Katiuska Allison Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
Katiuska Allison Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

Mária ' Angie' Castro; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 

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😱: Mária ' Angie' Castro; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release