the castle 

the castle is the best fucken movie ever made. watchin this movie means making the move from being a pre-aussie to a tru blu aussie bloke. this movie has sum of the best and funniest shit goin out in it and also sum of the stupidest shit goin out.

Dale kerrigan (from the castle): i gave this elephant to wayne coz he is in jail. elephants bring good luck, especially wen the trunks are up, and this trunk was up. (later in the movie) I thought about wayne tonight... i thought about his elephant. i wondered if the trunk was still up coz that brings good luck.

the castle by benjohnson April 30, 2005

The Castle 

AKA White castle, heaven on earth. Home to stoners, drunks, and hungry people. They sell burgers by the 30 piece!

Some Guy: Yo dawg, I'm crunked! Lets go to the castle!

Other dude: YEAH!

The Castle by DanS54321 May 23, 2005

The castle school 

during summer I cooked a couple steaks on the window sill in the English rooms in the T rooms I froze some peas just in case I got harassed that just says it all

its Unique and an amazing way to describe it.
The castle school

The castle school by It wasn’t me January 11, 2019

the castle school 

CSET turned the school into a fucking shit hole where most people can't spell for shit and the teachers are nonces. Lost all their money when they pissed it all away to the RTL and the English block is way to old to hold that many people. The L rooms are hotter than the fucking sun and the T rooms are the bloody Arctic. Oh and there's a sex corner next to M9 (everyone kinda forgets about it after Y7). Populars are slags. Teachers are pedos. And it will probably shut down in about a year so good luck.

Child 1: ugh my brother got 3 years in prison
Child 2: that's nothing , my brother goes to the castle school

the castle school by Aguycalledme December 5, 2018

The Castle (Newport) 

Now defunct former meeting place of many scruffy urchins from the plague-ridden streets of South Wales' most heinous city. Smells distinctly of piss and under-age smoking.

"Oh boys, let's go to The Castle...we can have a spliff and throw stuff in the river. Again."

The Castle (Newport) by ? March 27, 2003

have fun storming the castle 

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

have fun storming the castle by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009

Mashing the castle towers 

Two guys ramming their penis' together

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"

Mashing the castle towers by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012