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The Broiler

The act of putting your asshole up to a water jet within a hot tub and filling your anus with hot tub water, then having your girl eat out your booty hole, then violently releasing all that hot dookie broiler water onto her face.
Bro, the other night Liam took some nasty Lake County heffer out for dinner at The Broiler. Then proceeded to take her back to her place and gave her the ole broiler all over her face.
The Broiler by Bronoun69 April 2, 2026

Up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate 

In the construction of old, generally coal-fired boilers for use in heavy applications one would generally find above the boiler door a large brass plate proudly bearing the name and location of its manufacturer.

Before the door would stand strong men intent on pushing their shovels into the boiler as far as they would go, depositing material therein as deep and as fast as they could go without killing themselves first.

The boiler itself was designed specifically to take this kind of punishment, day after day, year after year, and, while not being especially pleasing to look at it, would be guaranteed to raise a glass amongst those men who had over the years sweatily laboured at its threshold.

But I digress.

Its another way of saying your cock was RIGHT in a chick as far as it would go and then some.
Hey Mel, how did it go with Teresa?
Pretty good. The lobster was barely cold when I was up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

Hey Mike, I hear your wife gives out.
No shit. Every night I'm up to the Boilermaker's Nameplate.

Jeffrey the Boiler man

Jeffrey the boiler man:

1) a man who came to fix the boiler during Nerimon (alex day)'s blog on blogtv for Chartjackers

2) a super hero in london

3) the Chartjackers official mascott
CHARTJACKERS!

boilerman : hi i'm here to fix your boiler
nerimon: oh hi
internet awesome peps: WE NEED TO NAME HIM, LETS CALL HIM JEFFREY, JEFFREY THE BOILER MAN

The Boiler

A terrifying, if initially bouncy, song concluding in rape by 'Rhoda With The Special AKA'.
The Boiler was a funny, catchy tune until the end. Now I can't sleep.
The Boiler by iggy6 April 4, 2009