the blazes

synonym for "the fuck". e.g. stay the blazes home.

Stay the blazes home.

the blazes by east-coaster April 3, 2020

what the blazes 

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

what the blazes by Ryno December 3, 2004

Fresh off the blaze 

The 15 minutes after one finishes blazing a blunt/joint, that person is considered fresh off the blaze.

I just put my dutch out in my car and Ill be in the library in 2 minutes fresh off the blaze.

Yo, you trying to grab a slice fresh off the blaze.

I don't know what the teacher said the entire class cause I walked in fresh off the blaze.

Fresh off the blaze by Cat Deyes + Pasey Konovan May 29, 2011

the Blades 

a gang that originated in a Versailles, Ohio. The name comes from thier favorite pastime, rollerblading. Most of its members come from the Versailles Cross Country team, but the gang has expanded to many other towns in the surrounding area. Claiming to be a "family gang", this group mainly committs petty crimes such as vandalizing various public signs, roads and buildings by writing "BLADES" in white chalk.

-Who the hell grafitied all over the park?
-Oh, that was the Blades, they really need jobs.

the Blades by PicanteMuchacha August 20, 2011

The blazer 

Where u set a man’s balls on fire then taze his nipples

Person2: Bro didn’t u hear about the girl that gave me a the blazer

Person 2:It wasn’t pleasant but my balls felt great

The blazer by Therapist support November 19, 2021

The Blaze 

The old-school transport for none other than, Big R STud ALot. It is red, and bounces. The blaze the red haze Im rollin'.

-You see the blaze the other day?
-Yeah.
-Oh, well, I'll bet Big R STud ALot was banging hoes in the back.

The Blaze by Tim Nagel July 31, 2008

The Blazer 

When a girl drives your car around while she is topless and you suck on her titties

I heard Ben and some girl did The Blazer in his trailblazer for 20 minutes the other day

The Blazer by Disgunnabegood July 7, 2016