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the backhoe 

Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.
Mary Jane didn't talk to me for a week after I backhoed her the last time we went camping.
the backhoe by Freebird September 16, 2003
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The Backhoe 

When a woman is giving you a blowjob while you are sitting down and you reach over her back, stick two fingers in her anus, and lift her off the ground.
My man Diesel lifted her knees and feet off the ground using the Backhoe.
The Backhoe by Deez Diesel February 12, 2024

Eat the Backhoe 

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.
Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.
Eat the Backhoe by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019