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shit texting 

The process of sending out text messages while one is otherwise preoccupied in the bathroom.
Shit texting helps me maximize my efficiency by allowing me to socialize with my friends while also taking care of business.
shit texting by jbuw April 25, 2008

Shit at texting back ites 

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites
No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

Shit testing 

After coming up with what might be a great or a crap idea, thinking through all the ways it could go to shit or is generally just a shit idea
Hang on a sec, I’m just shit testing that idea. Yup. Its terrible. That will end badly.
Shit testing by Lanusmanus October 12, 2019

textingship 

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.
brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.
textingship by fuxbitches January 5, 2012