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textie-bestie

When someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: Hello?
Textie-bestie: Wait just a minute I'm texting...
Textie bestie's regular friend: Alright then...
Textie-bestie's regular friend 2: She must have a textie-bestie.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: You got that right.
Textie-bestie: Sorry I just had to tell my friend something,
Textie-besties 1 and 2: Yes, we know.
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My bestie testie

Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.
He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.

Bestie left testie 

A term used to describe your best friend who, at times, may seem closer to you than your left testicle
"dude, since when are you and dan bestie left testies?"
Bestie left testie by B10xWc October 6, 2009