tardsome 

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

tardsome by benth September 26, 2008

Tardtometer 

An instrument used to measure the amount of retardation in a person or situation. The measurement is displayed in units of tard, with a low of one tard and a high of 100 tards. Similar to a Geiger counter.

Did you see how stupid that chick was? I got a reading of 63 tards on my tardtometer.

Tardtometer by BillHo May 10, 2011