table tits 

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

table tits by November5 September 22, 2006

Tits on the Table 

To go "all out"; similar to "go hard or go home" just more awesome, because tits are always better

Person a: "I'm too shy, I don't know if I can get his number"

Person b: "dude, Tits on the Table"

go hard or go home
go big or go home

Tits on the Table by GrahamM February 6, 2013

tabletisation 

The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening

I couldn't sleep last night so i went into tabletisation

tabletisation by Coopie June 27, 2005

tabletitis

When one is addicted to their tablet

My son has tabletitis

tabletitis by Alleyg8r February 3, 2018