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swollen balls 

An unsupported by evidence claim, especially in order to achieve attention or to make excuse.
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.
swollen balls by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021
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swollen balls 

When one or two of your little friends has a back up and fills your sack up like a bag of potatohoes.
Hey Joe, by the way your walking it looks like you have swollen balls.
swollen balls by spreedoggy November 22, 2016