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cap suck 

CAP SUCK IS A SLANG WORD FOR BLOW JOB
MY GIRL FRIEND GAVE ME A KILLER CAP SUCK LAST NIGHT !!!!
I COULD DO WITH A CAP SUCK RIGHT NOW !!!
cap suck by DOZSIM September 5, 2017

Captain Dick Suck 

captain dick suck

A man that has made his way by being a know it all yet is a joke and sucking off others of metaphorically to get the high ranking job that he did, by being a sycophant a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain an advantage over others- like you.

Thank you- captain dick suck!
Thank you- captain dick suck! for being a no it all in your job. yet we all know how you got there, don't we?
Captain Dick Suck by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

Suck my dick like a Capri-sun 

To suck a dick down fast as if it was a capri-sun(a very popular drink)
Someone: fuck you

Me: suck my dick like a capri-sun

Captain Suck 

My OC, who is looking for ways to break da law
Captain Suck sucks, he stole shit from my room
Captain Suck by PhoneGuyYT February 27, 2025