sucks bagels 

It's a synonmyn of sucks balls

Dude 1:"The concert is sold out."
Dude 2: "That sucks bagels

sucks bagels by Texasfreak May 18, 2009

suck a bagel 

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

suck a bagel by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019