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suck my nine

A euphemism for "suck my dick" - nine is generally considered the ideal length for a man's schwanz.
Jake: You are fat.
Sarah: Suck my nine bitch!
suck my nine by tainted2788 May 17, 2006

suck on my nine 

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.
"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"
suck on my nine by beavuhh October 16, 2009