stellulite 

red neck term of cellulite

Don't fuck fat chicks, they got stellulite.

stellulite by bubbajones September 16, 2005

smellulitis

a malodorous soft tissue infection often accompanied by purulent drainage

The patient's smellulitis was so bad I had to wear a mask in the exam room.

smellulitis by chfmd October 20, 2011

skullulite 

folds of fat found on the heads of obese bald men

His skullulite was so bad that I thought his brain was exposed

skullulite by Michael February 27, 2004