You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?

Steiner Math by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

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rusty steer

When a guy with no balls engages in anal sex.

He'll give a rusty steer to a guy or a girl. Doesn't matter to him.

rusty steer by PDiddy January 28, 2015

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reading steiner

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

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Steigered

When ones level of intoxication becomes so great they not only lose cognitive function but also their ability to stand up and control their limbs

Man, he was so steigered last night I thought we were going to have to take him to the hospital!

Steigered by Mactruck56 January 12, 2015

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