steak scale

a system for rating the ladies, where rare is hot and well done is dirty.

steak scale by Alex June 26, 2004

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steam sale

me: oh there is a steam sale

STEAM: YES COME TO ME AND I SHALL f!@# YOUR WALLET

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A steam sale is a way of taking your money applied by Steam/Valve. The offers are just too good and too tempting!

Person 1: Wow did you check out the new steam sale yesterday?
Person 2: Don't even talk about the steam sale, I spent £70 yesterday on games!

Steam Sale by RaVeNN February 9, 2014

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Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

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Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!

Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.

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A steam event which makes you regret all the games you bought when it wasnt the steam summer sale

A: I spent 50 euros on a game that is 5 euros now beacause its steam summer sale
B: F

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