speed test 

Similar to the speed test used to test your internet connection, but this speed test is used to determine which checkout line is moving faster. It involves a snap judgment as to (1) which checkout clerk looks the least likely to encounter a situation in which they have to call the manager, and (2) which customers are least likely to have some sort of problem at checkout.

I used the speed test at Costco and got burned when the line I changed into was actually slower than the line I moved out of.

speed test by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015

Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

Standard Speed Test by yarr February 17, 2006

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

Reticle closing speed test by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

speedtest envy 

The jealousy experienced when your friend's mobile data is faster than yours

Dude, look how fast my mobile data is! So much faster than yours. You must have speedtest envy.

speedtest envy by GV-Sydney February 22, 2024