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Docking the space noodle 

After anal sex and obtaining a "Poop noodle" (getting a chunk of poop stuck in your penis hole), you then "dock" (The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis) with another man and shoot your poop noodle into the penis hole of the other man.
"That 2nd guy I banged at the party last night had no idea I had just had anal sex with someone else in the closet right before I fucked him in the bathroom. As soon as we started hooking up we started to dock, but unbeknownst to him I was actually docking the space noodle! You should have seen his expression when it popped out with his cum later on all over my face! Oh well, it's classic when you're a sacktapper from dirty Jersey."

Smack Noodle 

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!
3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!
Smack Noodle by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

secret noodle shack

where a fat chinese person called Henry Chen goes before music every day
"where's Henry?"
"At his secret noodle shack"

Noodle sack 

its a sack of noodles.. like a type of dumpling but filled with noodles... so basically pasta in pasta
Chinese man: How may i take your order prease?
Customer: Ye prease, i want to order 20 noodle sacks

Chinese man: You want some sweet/sour sauce with that?
Customer: Yes prease. Ting tong Tank you i cya in 2 minutes
Noodle sack by Ramin2017 October 26, 2017

spanknoodle 

When you really like to spank your noodle, this is the word used to describe the action of spanking your noodle.
Doug: Hey Jeff what are you doing?
Jeff: Doin' some spanknoodle, you know how it is.
Doug: Yep, same old.
spanknoodle by Butthole penis February 21, 2018