snurdburgle 

snurdburgle(adjective verb): to be covered in slimy or generally putrid liquid and enter someone's dwelling and make tender love to them before they are aware of the aforementioned actions taking place. This is not a form of rape, people like this.

I just fell in the Slough, now is my chance to snurdburgle my girlfriend, damn it'll be good!

snurdburgle by mike berdan October 16, 2006

Surdburgler

One who burgles irrational numbers that are typically expressed using a √ symbol.

Rue: Yo, that shit ain't right biatch!
Tim: Fo Sizzle Surdburgler!

Surdburgler by Stixdawg January 14, 2009

smurdburgler 

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging

Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.

smurdburgler by Carder March 4, 2007

snurkburkle 

its when a girl sucks a dudes dick and when hes about to cum the girl bites off the head of the dick

sucking dick untill he's about to cum then biteing off the head of the dick thus giving someone a snurkburkle

snurkburkle by 7575jojojo November 14, 2011