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Your soul mate; Your one true love.

Source: "Futurama"
"I love you, my smizmar, Amy"
Smizmar by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004
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samizdat 

Portmanteau of Russian 'sam' (self) and 'izdatel'stvo' (publisher); literally self-published. Samizdat was the term given to clandestine reproduction and distribution of government-suppressed literature in Soviet countries. The forbidden texts were copied a few at a time, typewritten or written by hand and often using carbon paper. These reproductions were then distributed among friends or sold, and the recipients of the texts would often go on to make more copies, and so on.
"I myself create it, edit it, censor it, publish it, distribute it, and (may) get imprisoned for it"
-Vladimir Bukovsky on Samizdat.
samizdat by STEPHANATOR!!! January 8, 2009
"I love you, my smizmar."
smizmar by L December 3, 2003

shizdaple 

This is the act of applying caramel to the surface of a man's ass and then licking it off or rubbing one's penis upon the caramelly ass and then making the man lick it off.
"I sure like to shizdaple because I get to eat caramel and lick his ass. Sometimes when I shizdaple he sucks the caramel off my penis"
shizdaple by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003
SMIDASH by senor Sanchez September 1, 2005

samizdat 

Portmanteau of Russian 'sam' (self) and 'izdatel'stvo' (publisher); literally self-published. Samizdat was the term given to clandestine reproduction and distribution of government-suppressed literature in Soviet countries. The forbidden texts were copied a few at a time, typewritten or written by hand and often using carbon paper. These reproductions were then distributed among friends or sold, and the recipients of the texts would often go on to make more copies, and so on.
"I myself create it, edit it, censor it, publish it, distribute it, and (may) get imprisoned for it"
-Vladimir Bukovsky on Samizdat.
samizdat by STEPHANATOR!!! January 11, 2009