smellvinator Share definition Flag A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator. smellvinator by sexpissdull December 3, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the smellvinator mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch