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when you're more then tipsy, but not quite drunk.
i'm only slurred, pass me another beer!
slurred by Izzy T June 6, 2010
Someone who seems or acts like they have a disability ranging from retarded to dyslexic
The kids in the sped class are slurred
Slurred by Mr. Muggy February 3, 2023

Slurred Edge 

Originated from the punk/metal scene. Slurred Edge is the philosophy that life is too short to spend it doing activities you hate or living by a moral code defined by someone else; that people should engage in activities that make them happy. This may mean drinking until you throw up, eating meat, smoking, going to work hungover, staying out all night, being promiscuous, causing mischief or any other activity, these are the uncondemnable choices of the individual.

Slurred Edge is a movement in assertive response to the Straight Edge movement wherein people disrespect others who's lifestyle choices conflict with their own. The movement is represented by the Infinity symbol and many followers of the Slurred Edge movement are often seen with this symbol tattooed somewhere on their person.
"We're Slurred Edge, go and be boring somewhere else."
Slurred Edge by Lamozoid April 6, 2010

slurred speech 

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff (slurred speech)
slurred speech by Donato April 20, 2008

Slurred Vision 

Disoreintation, such as dizziness or drunk, while standing up to fast off the steps.
"Man I stood up off those steps to fast, I have slurred vision."
Slurred Vision by Hornitos July 4, 2009

slurred hearing 

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.
slurred hearing by Pedro Dido February 10, 2010