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slurpee-fest

n. Blizzard or similar winter storm featuring sleet. Ambient temperature is usually warm enough for outdoor play.

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Sounds like a slurpee-fest is coming this weekend. Come on kids! Let's find the mitten box and warm up our snowball throwing arms.

Why does everything have to be a sport with you? And who even has a "mitten box"?
by gnostic 2 February 27, 2014
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Festive Peppermint Slurpee

An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!

Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
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