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Pronounced Slouw. Combination of slut and cow or sow (female cow or female pig).
After relations with a fat ugly woman turns sour - Do not ring me again you filthy Sluow!
Sluow by jarredslang February 24, 2026

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Let’s slow down!!!

Let’s slow down!!! — an enthusiastic ejaculation used when there is so much shade one could cast that you want to foreground each individual insult so that it can be can be both heard and appreciated.
Well, well, well MISS THANG what do we have here? Let’s slow down!!!…and let the critique begin!!!!

a minute late or a second slow 

a minute late or a second slow — The epitaph for every stand up guy and hard man who dies with his boot on. They don’t die in their sleep or retire to become farmers. This is the Urban equivalent of a Viking Death without the hope of a Valhalla.

I’ll see you at the crossroads.
There in only one end for a hard man no matter how good he is: one day he will be a minute late or a second slow and he will die with iron in his hand and lead in his body.

Low Slow and Easy 

The saying used when ditching an airplane on a surface that isn't a runway
Man, ProductForce65 had to take er really low slow and easy at Salt Lake last weekend. Butter landing though!
Low Slow and Easy by DannyBoiSK October 27, 2018

Slower than guns 

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.
Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016