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Sloppelgänger 

Refers to someone who looks like one of your friends, but if they were 30 years older and had completely let themselves go.

Much like a version of Your team for doppelgangers, when you spot someone that looks like a fatter, hairier, and/or older version of your friend, you can then say you saw their "Sloppelgänger".
Dude 1: Yo Mike, totally saw your Sloppelgänger today on the subway. I'm pretty sure he was homeless...but it was like SAME FACE.

Sloope Duke

When a girl's ass is so flat that it looks as if to be a continuation from her back, straight to her thighs. When the back pockets of her jeans are touching. A.K.A. completely lacking booty.
Damn dude, that girl got a Sloope Duke. Her as is so flat, when she lay's on a table, her entire backside touches.
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!
Sloope Duke by The Booty Spectator January 27, 2010
That girls titties are slooped
Slooped by SmgTwin January 27, 2018

sloopsloop 

when somebody sips their drink, but it’s shoots up their nose.
“he almost sloopslooped and choked on his drink
sloopsloop by cpsister13 April 26, 2019
A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.
Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....
Slooper by BagBadJon November 21, 2010
Slooped: To get screwed..
Slooper: Someone who regularly screws things up.
You got slooped.
That Daniel is a real slooper.
SLOOPED by USC-COLUMBIA October 15, 2007