Slooper

A shit that comes out so smoothly it hits the water without a splash. The pleasure does not end there. Said turd slides around the u-bend with such grace it hardly leaves any need to flush.

Just been for a man-dump. It was a slooper so slipped out nicely with no mess.....

by BagBadJon November 18, 2010

SLOOPER

A person who is particularly lazy or intoxicated. Unable to form sentences in response to questions.

That's the third time Johns been drunk this week, has such a slooper.

by .G.I. December 12, 2019