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Its the perfect word to use instead of Fuck/Fucked etc. When in situations where Fucked isnt the right word of choice, but the time and place requires an extra ingredient to get the full point over is needed. Coming from the norwegian word "Slasken" the word means Slob and/or Hobo.
"Dude, I totally slasked that girl the other day"

"Man, I slasked his ass up"

Other alternative usage are -

"Im so slaskened right now, but lets get slasked up tonight."
slasked by Jimbolic February 15, 2009
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when you smoke a grip of marijuana, and you're past the point of being just baked, you become SLAKED.
Dude, i just smoked a grip of marijuana, and im past the point of being just baked, i think im slaked.
Slaked by cunt rage November 2, 2009
to be dissed, deceived or bullshitted by use of cunning or trickery
you've just been slanked!

I fuckin slanked your ass!
slanked by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004
A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.
"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.
slasted by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

Slashed my tires 

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.
Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.
Slashed my tires by mhibma October 5, 2005
An affect that occurs to an individual who is extremely dedicated to a company and knows the in's and out's but is the first one fired
Connor got slaked after working 10 years... poor sap
slaked by highbass March 15, 2011
Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.
Slashed by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017