slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.

She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.

slappy dave by Paul July 6, 2004

Snappy Dave 

Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.

"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"

Snappy Dave by Cookie_554 October 22, 2022