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Father I Have Sinned 

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
Father I Have Sinned by Father Azuz February 22, 2020

The Sinned Knight 

A very awesome musician that everyone needs to know about.
The Sinned Knight, myspace.com/sinnedknight
The Sinned Knight by SKfan November 20, 2010

sinner's hug 

When your hips are touching during a tender embrace, leaving no room for jesus in between the two of you.
Upon seeing a picture of two people in swimsuits touching:
Sam: Uh, Luke, I don't see a lot of room for the Holy Spirit in this picture...
Luke: Don't worry. Our hips weren't touching so that means it's not a 'sinner's hug.'
sinner's hug by nonliteralmeaning September 14, 2011

goth angel sinner 

A common nick-name used for the late rapper lil peep He often used the phrase in some of his music (can be heard in the background of the song "pictures 2" ft. Lil tracy) it was also his Twitter name :)
Person 1: Hey goth angel sinner posted another song on sound cloud hours ago
Person 2: Who??
Person 1: Lil Peep obviously who else would hold the name goth angel sinner!!
goth angel sinner by maayaa05 August 11, 2019

sinner cabinet 

"another word for jail"

-high boi

from his recent video drive ._.
"He just came back from the sinner cabinet"

light skinned mode

when some is leaving you on read or isnt opening messages or taking calls or just not replying as a stereotypical light skinned would.
him: man she when into light skinned mode she hasn't answered any of my calls or text

her: dang.
light skinned mode by lemon squirt September 12, 2017