showerlepsy 

The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.

This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm

showerlepsy by NickyLags May 3, 2011

Showerless 

An adjective used to describe one who has no life, no partner, job, etc. Popularly used among gamers, especially the hit game apex legends.

"Ayo this guy has 750 days in overwatch!! He's showerless."

Showerless by Showerless guy February 26, 2024