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A shote is a bucket of cum.
"I poured a shote on my friend's head."
shote by TheUsualSuspect May 14, 2009
The past tense form of shit. If you shitted a while ago, you could say you had just shoten.
Danny: I just shoten. It was so big, I had to push it down with my hands!
Sally: Did you wash your hands?
Danny: Maybe.
"Shote" is a slang term for short, which is used when talking about the last few hits of a cigarette, joint, or blunt.
Shote by T-Weez March 23, 2011
Shote is not much unlike the word "shit" But it is used in a way that is less derrogitory. It can also be used around peers that do not like cursing because it is not a curse.
That slurpee was so shote!
The sun shoted out on us!
This is so shote.
Shote out!
shote by Drew Richie May 26, 2005
Past-tense form of shit.
Synonyms are shat, shitted, shit, shet, crapped, defecated, et cetera.
I was experiencing severe constipation, but after eighteen laxatives I finally shote.

On a scale of one to ten, how many times have you shote this year?

The last time I shote, I thought I wouldn't survive.
shote by realKingCarrot December 28, 2016
A polite way of saying shit
I think I did shote In that maths test
Shote by Gerkinator July 12, 2017