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Shoestreak 

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.
Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.
Shoestreak by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

sheetripper 

digging your toes into the sheets in order to gain the traction required to bang your lovers head into the headboard while fucking.
Damn my head is sore and my pussy feels like it has been kicked by a mule after that sheetripper.
sheetripper by Salfal August 12, 2009

christ on a shoestring 

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.
"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

Kentucky Shoestring

Imagine a dick eating another dick

In technical terms...When one male gently but forcefully places another males penis inside of his own penis.
God damn it Sam! If you do that one more time I'm gonna give you a Kentucky Shoestring.
Kentucky Shoestring by A Tom15 November 4, 2008

Shoestring special 

A tiny g sring
Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?
Shoestring special by Ian July 18, 2003

jason shoestring 

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !