shmosmos 

the galaxy's way of putting 2 people that should be together in very coincidental , utterly funny, most ridiculous situations. If you fight the shmosmos you will be unhappy for the rest of your life...and get fat, ugly kids with your not shmosmos worthy partner!!

shmosmos is intended to bring shmooks and shmooglemuffins together.

This whole situation is so ridiculous, it can't really be happening?.... That's shmosmos for ya!

shmosmos by shmooglemuffin November 2, 2011

Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010